Masturbation Euphemisms: Enrich Your Vocabulary (30 GIFS)

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"Jerkin’ the gherkin."

 

"Going number 3."

 

"Watching an old Mr. Bean flick."

 

"Manual override."

 

"Blasting rope."

 

"Choking the chicken."

 

"Beating around the bush."

 

"Listen to Coltrane, derail your own train…

— a lyric from the delectable Sheryl Crow"

 

"Blowing up the Marshmallow Man."

 

"Polishing the helmet."

 

"Double click."

 

"Auditioning some finger puppets."

 

"Cleaning the rifle."

 

"Manipulating the Mango."

 

"DJ the VJ."

 


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