Horniest Phrases To Use To Your Significant Other (20 GIFS)

Posted in GIF       5 Jun 2025       1842      

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“She’d never have to wipe again.”

“I’d fuck her shadow on a gravel driveway.”

"Mine would be “Not even King Arthur could pull me out of her.”

"Lol! When I was in college, I visited my great-grandfather who was 94 at time and brought my college girlfriend, my great-grandfather looked her up and down and said, “Well, well aren’t you just the cat’s meow!”"

"My grandmother was watching a Jason Statham film and said, “Wouldn’t mind his slippers next to my bed.”"

“I’d get my shit together for her.”

“I’d eat the corn out of her asshole.”


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